twelve days of tabi

tabitha jayde’s birthday is november 12, therefore we celebrate the 12 days of tabi by giving her 12 gifts, one each day.

i’m on my way to tabi’s house to give her her twelve days of tabi gift.

by sexyhoe72 November 2, 2020

Morning After Tabs

When you open your computer after a night of heavy drinking, and only then remember what sites you visited the night before.

Morning after tabs: oh yeah, THAT rabbit hole!

by Palomino1 October 2, 2020

legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.

CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?

by a18n October 10, 2020

Drop the tabs

Trimming out a boat to get on plane faster.

Ricky: “Yeah I dropped the tabs on this guy, never saw him again.”
Jimmy: “Wow buddy that’s great. Fill it 100 octane?”

“Drop the tabs”

by Howyabeendoin October 10, 2020

sets the table

Set the table are the actions that precede sex that get you in the mood before having sex. Foreplay is the most important part of setting table.

Me: So has your sex life been? I hope he isn't one those guys that won't go down on you, but they expect it for themselves.
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 11, 2020

Knights of the round table

An orgy with men and/or or women with strap ons, where everyone gathers around a round table, naked, with one person on the table. The people around the table take turns fucking the one in the middle

Hey Mary, are you sore from that session of Knights of the Round Table last night?

by Yerapous November 16, 2020

Cal’s Bedside Table

There is a massive pink horse “wee wee” shaped dildo in there

Cal’s bedside table has a pink dildo in it.

by Johnath bbc November 22, 2020