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hottest pocket

The act of sticking a hot curling iron in a woman's vagina then leaving it untill the inside gets bubbly and then proceeding to have intercourse with the woman
Yo Joe what did you do last night

Bro me and my girl did the hottest pocket last night
That's sick bro
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pocket punch

Vicious sex with ones belly button accompanied with violent anal fisting simultaneously.
"Hey Squirrel, you pocket punching tonight?"
"you know it."
by birdtrousers September 17, 2014
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Out of pocket

Working remotely off of your phone, especially when no laptop is available.
Tyler: "I will be on the train so I will be be out of pocket on Friday."
Greg: "Do you mean unhinged, or unavailable?"
Tyler: "I mean working off of the phone from my pocket."
by pseudonym-001 January 3, 2024
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Hot Pocket

When a girl farts and it goes forward, creeping into her Vagina.
I ate too many tacos last night and farted and made a hot pocket.
by Ibuild. June 1, 2018
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Pocket Bread

I lost my wallet, and getting everything replaced was like pocket bread.
by TravisJake September 16, 2020
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pearl pocket

She bought undies so her pearl pocket wouldn't be exposed
by SookieSookieNow... August 22, 2017
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german hot pocket

This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.
After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.
by Thegoofster123 September 1, 2020
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