A Michael Lang is usually a person who enjoys eating ass and doing dumb stunts. A Michael Lang also enjoys having sex anywhere he can, usually somewhere crazy and unheard of like the kicthen counter. He also likes to brag about how large his penis is and shows it off to everyone by sending them videos of his weener
Guy1. Hey did you see michael lang last night?
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop
by purplenurple420 February 04, 2019
by C Man 44 November 11, 2017
The protagonist of the first part of the Crossed Boundaries series, Michael Horley was born and raised in Follesville, Ohio, settling down in his hometown with his daughter and deaf spouse at the young age of twenty-four. He receives a phone call that begs him to quickly travel to Georgia due to ‘business’ that needs attended to, leaving his family for a road trip, he is forced to stop at the rural home of the Merritt family due to engine troubles, thus kicking off the story’s first part.
by GrilledPotatos June 09, 2021
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by AnxiousHerb June 10, 2024
Michael Joseph Robert White is a great father and a great friend if you have one of these in your life don’t let them go!! <3
Me:Hey dad
Michael/Dad:hey hun
Me: You’re funny hilarious and a good dad
Michael/Dad:Thanks hunny u too
Just gonna say Michael Joseph Robert White is a very good father
Michael/Dad:hey hun
Me: You’re funny hilarious and a good dad
Michael/Dad:Thanks hunny u too
Just gonna say Michael Joseph Robert White is a very good father
by Dont.mess.w.me February 14, 2021
There’s the wrong way, the right way, and the Treadway. There’s also the no pants Treadway… long story.
by notabandkid May 16, 2022