also called low-bar jesus
noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).
noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).
"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"
by georgia011 June 9, 2022

tony stark: meet bucky and steve in the training room in ten minutes.
peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
by mrjesusisdaddy July 9, 2022

This boy ,He might be a lil dumb but he will always be there to help u or try to make you happy, his a hoe to a lot of girls be trying to hit him up but he will only be looking at one girl
Girl1-is that Jesusš
Girl2-he so fine
Girl2-he so fine
by anonymous November 22, 2021

Heās really nice and cool and pretty fun to hang out with, But sometimes he can get annoying but thatās part of his charm, but just because heās āAsian Jesusā Doesnāt me he has to be Christian but sometimes he can be a little racist but not all the time.
by Some_One_0_0 April 9, 2018

by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

When your pal gives you a cheese touch but from his generation Jesus gave his family tree the cheese touch and itās been passed on by the family tree onto your pal and heās now gave you the Jesus cheese touch
Jesus cheese touch āwhat the fuck is a Jesus cheese touchāitās a cheese touch started in my family tree from Jesus
by Chazz@ March 21, 2022

by Insert cool generic name here: April 11, 2023
