Jack Mildren

A Jack Mildren loves his children. He is an unrequited lover so his attention tends to easier targets. However he still does not succeed due to his lack of rizz. A Jack Mildren loves his money, but is still not rich. A Jack Mildren can't drive for shit.

Jack Mildren stfu you stinky nonce

by Famtingbop February 2, 2023

Jack Wharton

One of the greatest minds in chess history, his Elo being 3400 and was a Grand Master before retiring due to beating a famous Austrian Painter and dying in the crossfire of WW2.

Man, you pretty damn good at chess, must've learnt from Jack Wharton.

by oof Brainiac February 4, 2023

Jack Ryan

Name for a fed posing on social media or other website. Comes from how they thought they would be doing cool secret agent stuff like Jack Ryan when they signed up but ended up on 4chan or discord posing as a femboy messaging “did you get the fertilizer tho ^-^ uwu”

“wow Owo you sound like a scawwy guy with that gun you have, how many others do you have” “fuck your pussy ass out of here Jack Ryan”

by not_a_fed February 7, 2023

Suicidal Jack

a fine mix of mescaline in a cuban cigar. more the suicida points if you inhale your cigar hits.

Angel: yo you tryna smoke a suicidal jack?
fidel castro: pinga! que puta madre es eso?

by OGpoopdealer June 19, 2021

Jack Off

What a guy does when he can't get a gf to pleasure him.

- -I jack off looking at porn to make me cum..

by amii;; April 27, 2006

jack-off

the motion in which the male organ is erected and played with by the male or female

sabrina was jacking me off before we had wild sex

by the great and only mighty megan June 15, 2003

Jacking Off

Engaging in extremely an extremely unproductive activity (a la doing nothing and having ur balls in ur hands) while you could be actively doing something that would benefit you or other people around you.

Zhiqian goddamnit stop jacking off in that corner and help me lift this sofa

by D "Sentry" C July 7, 2011