Not Past Me

When one is trying to get past someone in a game of sport and stopped in doing so by defence.
I'm going to score from here!!! not past me mate, take something special to beat me from there.
by Paul Pluckrose November 14, 2007
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why me

because you deserve nothing
me:why me?
chad:because you deserve nothing
by imafailureipromise November 15, 2021
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fuck me

something a girl/ boy says when they are incredibly horny or used when someone is about to do something stupid they don’t wanna do
jimmy: ...fuck me😉
amanda: ok i’m ready babe

jimmy: wait for me to get hard first babe

amanda: am i not good enough for you???
jimmy: no no no ! your just ugly as hell!

amanda: ok i’m leaving !
jimmy: no come back , no please! please fuck me!


mia: what do we have next period

ali: we have science

mia: ugh fuck me
ali: ikr it’s so bo-
jimmy : yeah sure i’ll fuck you 😉
mia: that’s not what i meant

jimmy: huh?
mia: you should go on urban dictionary to see the other definition of fuck me
by titleofyoursextape June 17, 2019
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Me too

It means "This one as well" or "I also experience said thing".
Hym "HA! HAHAHA!! AAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Iam ".... You think you'd have a little more sympathy..."

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam *sigh* "Me too brother... Me too"

Hym "It's irritating isn't it? Having to ignore unprompted messages from shit-heads who only care about themselves! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!"

Iam "Wha?... We would be the shit-head..."

Hym "YOU'RE the shit-head! You! Idiot! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Iam "I.... *Sigh*....."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2022
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Heard of me?

A method of telling people about your accomplishments in a condescending manner, implying that they should already know about them, and are stupid for being ignorant.
Julian Assange: "I founded WikiLeaks. Heard of me?"
by RandyPants December 22, 2010
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Kids to me

A person, or people, that display characteristics that are unappealing to be around. Regardless of the situation, Kids to me will always give you the feeling of "why the Fuck am I even around this person?!". Childishness, and ignorant thoughts and actions are an unavoidable symptom when a Kid to me is around.
by cuddle1puddle July 08, 2010
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hoe me

When one decides to not stick to a plan
Why the hell did Marquisha hoe me because she wanted that good dick?
by THAT RED HEAD CUNT January 25, 2018
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