misunderstood boner

When you get a boner in an odd/or awkward situation due to conditions out of your control.

I was at my grandmothers funeral and I just got a misunderstood boner, I couldn't control it.

by ModernVocabGuy January 9, 2016

Boner

Adj; To incite happiness and excitement to the degree of minor sexual arousal.

“Boner day we’re having.”
“That was a boner party man.”

by Thaddeus Jigglethighs May 23, 2024

Word Boner

1. A person who has a creepy fetish for words

2. Someone who gets horny while reading

3. Someone who can get a boner from listening to certain men with deep, sexy voices.

1. I'm such a Word Boner that reading Harry Potter gives me an orgasm!

2. "Dude, that kid there has been reading his math text book for over an hour. Think he's a Word Boner?" "Undoubtedly bro!"

3. Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Rickman, all these guys give me Word Boners!

by The Inedible Llam January 10, 2014

Cranky Boner

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.

Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?

by KingAlldis May 1, 2022

Swim-boner

When a dude gets out if the pool and your trunks are sucked up against your awkward temperature member.

Had to fluff some air into my trunks so nobody saw my swim-boner

by TwitchNoLimitations January 22, 2024

boner bake

Royal honey and chicken bake from Costco

Hey I’m about to eat a boner bake and do your mom

by anonymous February 19, 2025

boner

YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD

Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD

by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021