Anal Lichties

A fake medical condition wherein the sufferer has parasitic worms living in their anus, giving them permanent "duck-face" in photographs.

Guy 1: "What's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"

Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.

by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

anal smoocher

One who smooches anus whilst giving it a bit of tongue in the hope of recieving a tiny chunk of shit.

Josh is an anal smoocher.

by dicknibbler December 27, 2015

No anal april

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary

Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!

by @coomified on Instagram February 1, 2021

Anal beads

Beads that fit in your ass

I put anal beads on my ass

by Zer0_Raptor May 27, 2021

Anal

This is the backwards name of pornstar Lana Rhoades. She has a fat ass.

Give me that anal lana onhhhhhh

by You dumb bitch June 18, 2021

Anal transfusion

When one butthole links to another and swaps fluids for ultimate body power.

Wanna do a anal transfusion Im kinda beat it was a long day

by BabyGangsterButtnugget July 3, 2018

Anal

Pain in the ass

God, he's being super anal about the homework, make sure you get it done

by nicolettebisson November 5, 2021