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Urban dictionary definition reviews 

a lonely group of fat single men who spend their time picking their noses and eating it, can usually be found trawling through the internet to find the most boring definitions to publish. the reviewer is usually very successful at making urban dictionary more boring than most other dictionaries, such as 'Colin's dictionary' which is a much more exciting and humorous read.
guy one: "i bumped into one of those urban dictionary reviewers today, smelled like shit"
girl one: "hey my granddad is an urban dictionary reviewer!"
guy one:"well he can fuck off then, nose picking , shitty bag of wank gravy" urban dictionary definition reviews

Urban Dictionary (Names) 

A place where people will type someone's name and vent about said person positively or negatively. Honestly, not the place for you guys to talk about your big fat crush on Angie or how much of a thot she is but I'm sure Angie appreciates the gesture..
I'm gonna look up my name in the name section in urban dictionary Urban dictionary (Names)

Urban Dictionary Quality Control

Finally, a way to turn this site back into what it was supposed to be: a dictionary, not a damn chat room!
UDQC roX!

Urban Dictionary Douche 

Somebody who thinks they're cool because they know a million definitions on this site. They spend their time bragging on how they the name of every sexual position involving feces and belittle people who don't know every single definition here.
Urban Dictionary Douche: You mean you don't know the difference between a Cleveland Steamer and an Alabama Hot Pocket? noob!

Normal Person: ... I'm gonna go now.

Urban Dictionary Douche: You are so weak sauce!

Normal Person: Get welded.

Urban Dictionary ad hominem 

When one posts a definition that may be offensive to a specific audience based on nationality, race, gender etc., and then all the posting individual's definitions receive the same amount of dislikes.

Idiots who do Urban Dictionary ad hominem often times do not have sufficient imagination, vocabulary, or sense of humor to post a response.
After posting the definition belgian shower, my other definitions immediately received the same amount of dislikes. Should have known them Belgians would do Urban Dictionary ad hominem.

Urban Dictionary voters

People who decide what words go onto Urban Dictionary are predominantly young little grubs who dislike anything no matter how appropriate or great a word definition is. Obviously don't realise the effort some people go to writing a definition and probably these people don't have the brain capacity to come up.woth something useful whatsoever.
Those urban dictionary voters are such a miserable bunch. I wonder why they can't be helpful and accept some of these sexy definitions written by big studs like meself.