two christmas kid

when mommy and daddy don't love each other as much as they thought they did and they divorce then the kid gets 2 Christmases

jimmy:I heard that billy's parents are getting a divorce
timmy:so he's gonna be a two christmas kid

by raybeez February 12, 2022

Two-Tipped Jägerbomb

When two homies insert a shot of jagermeister into their urethras (to absorb it through the bloodstream directly) then pee into the mouth of a third homie who then swallows it with a chaser of a redbull.

Last night we only had a little bit of Jägermeister left so we had to do the ole Two-Tipped Jägerbomb to make sure we all got drunk.

by Sable Muntington May 7, 2025

One Thousand Two Hundred & Ten

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One Thousand Two Hundred & Ten

by Reninu March 17, 2025

Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

The two-thousands

The period of time lasting 2000-2009.

People born in the two-thousands are a very happy medium of experience and vitality.

by ApricotFields October 29, 2020

two oh low

another was to say the year 2010 2 oh l o

this aint 20 oh 9 its two oh low

by ballin is a habit January 5, 2010

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

In the Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mission "Drive-Thru," the protagonist Carl Johnson proceeds to a Cluckin' Bell fast food restaurant with his fellow gang member Big Smoke, who proceeds to order a long list of items.2 On February 16th, 2010, YouTuber james227uk uploaded the scene, which gathered more than 740,000 views and 1,900 comments over the next seven years.

Big Smoke’s Order refers to a scene in the 2004 action-adventure video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas in which the character Big Smoke orders an enormous amount of food at a drive thru restaurant. Online, the order has circulated as a copypasta, leading many to speculate about its contents.
here is an example of it being used
Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by eviubuy4b v8bq3fuimfwqioubfew8 June 25, 2023