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old pre-school

adj. In the sense that "old school" harkens back to the days of our youth when better rappers were spitting flyer rhymes, "old pre-school" refers to the influences that we or previous generations appreciated in the earlier points in our youth during or before pre-school, or kindergarten, or nursery, or whatever your cultural equivilent is.
As kids' tv shows go, The Herb Garden feat. Parsley The Lion is pretty old pre-school. He dates back to a time before homosexuals were even gay. All the best children were reared on shows like Parsley and The Magic Roundabout and Watch With Mother; None of this Mona The Vampire shit. What the hell is with that show anyway, it's just annoying retard kids inconveniencing everyone with their stupid paranoid delusions.
by Bernard McGraw December 4, 2010
mugGet the old pre-schoolmug.

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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Average height of a 13 year old girl

The average height of a 13 year old girl is in fact 5’6
Claire:im above average

Daniel:The Average height of a 13 year old girl

Claire:im 5’4

Daniel:below average haha
by afromandan March 14, 2022
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Old Lady Pizza boxing

Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.

As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.
by Jdubsyoyo4 June 17, 2020
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old dusty

Jenny gave me a wank but didn’t spit on it or anything, she gave me an old dusty
by Cpt. Long shlong April 11, 2020
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Old One Strategy

The political calculation that scaring seniors will replace fear of minorities as a ploy to win elections.
The GOP can no longer rely on the Southern strategy so now they are employing the Old One Strategy to win elections
by R. Paine October 23, 2011
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im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer
Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old
by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023
mugGet the im 18 years oldmug.

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