A situation where the fabric of shorts is drawn into the crotch area, sucking it inward as a black hole sucks in matter. Most frequently occurs between the legs of heavier women, often those wearing short shorts or shorts that are just a little too small. As the wearer walks, the friction of the legs being rubbed together pushes the fabric upwards, resulting in black hole crotch.
Black hole crotch is frequently accompanied by overexposure of thighs, often riddled with cellulite and stretch marks.
Black hole crotch is frequently accompanied by overexposure of thighs, often riddled with cellulite and stretch marks.
Oh God, that woman had to be over 300 pounds! Why was she wearing short shorts? I think that was the worst case of black hole crotch I've ever seen...
by xcunningxlinguistx May 6, 2010
Get the black hole crotchmug. A place used by plenty of men. Including; his friends, male cousins, strangers, male prostitutes, and even Tuckers poor dad.
Gay homosexual man: Hey, I'm a gay homosexual man
Tucker: Please have sex with my tight hole. My tucker's tight hole.
Tucker: Please have sex with my tight hole. My tucker's tight hole.
by candykay October 23, 2018
Get the Tucker's Tight Holemug. A phrase used to express disdain or displeasure at an individual's behavior, manner, or reputation, to the end of removing the offender, through shaming and humiliation, from a situation that might otherwise be considered tolerable.
"Everyone who generalizes is stupid!"
"Now, that isn't true."
"Who are you, Lord Oafish the Stupid of Idiotville!?"
"Oh, go dig a hole and jump in it."
See also:
"Now, that isn't true."
"Who are you, Lord Oafish the Stupid of Idiotville!?"
"Oh, go dig a hole and jump in it."
See also:
by Umsut November 7, 2012
Get the Dig a hole and jump in itmug. Where one pokes another individual in the bum hole region without them knowing you are there,whilst screaming "bum hole challenge" at them!
Jack poked sally in the bum hole whilst she was washing up and shouted "bum hole challenge" very loud, scaring the shit out sally!
by Sinner15 December 28, 2013
Get the bum hole challengemug. When a man dunks his friendly penis inside a bucket of gasoline and stares deeply at the targeted anus of his partner. Soon after he ignites his penis into a sexual infernal, he thrusts it hard into his partners anus, while going in and out to try to put out the flame. In some country's, this is the highest level of sexual intercourse.
Brian: "hey Brad are you going to get it in tonight?"
Brad: "yeah brah Im going to majorly fire in the hole!"
Brian: "smart."
Brad: "yeah brah Im going to majorly fire in the hole!"
Brian: "smart."
by Carl Blitzkrieg October 16, 2011
Get the Fire in the Holemug. A sign made with the hand that has a meaning similar to fliping the bird of giving one the finger.
It is make like the okay sign with the thumb and index finger meeting but with the thumb and index finger squashed closer together to make it take on the shape of an ass hole.
It is used in greece and among greeks and means let me show you what I think of you see my ass hole.
It is make like the okay sign with the thumb and index finger meeting but with the thumb and index finger squashed closer together to make it take on the shape of an ass hole.
It is used in greece and among greeks and means let me show you what I think of you see my ass hole.
by Deep blue 2012 December 19, 2009
Get the Ass hole signmug. by Beeta Cheast September 25, 2009
Get the 2-hole punchmug.