Bird

Many people think birds are animals but they’re just robots that spy on us.

Person “look at that cute bird”
Smart Person “shut up the government is watching”

by K..Karen where are the kids? April 22, 2019

bird

To be corny, lame, wack. A looser pretty much. One who can’t fend for themselves or just follows the crowd.

You let a female get between u and yah homie? Y’all some birds fr!

by JabbaThe October 28, 2020

bird

n. a tall skinny weak guy with narrow shoulders and that bad sloping posture

Jimmy's a fuckin' bird, a twelve year old could kick his ass.

Not a lot of chicks are attracted to birds, unless they play guitar.

by Nostradamus Bear December 04, 2020

Bird

Hoes or side b*tches

Damn bro I got a new girl.
Ew no nigga she a bird.

by Fvckyamean May 27, 2015

Bird

A middle finger on one of your hands.

I just fliped a bird to that fat-ass bitch!

by UkrainianAfroWigga December 16, 2021

Bird

Animal that Goes flap flap

Birds are animals

by I_am_poggers December 10, 2021

Bird

Thing that makes unnecessary noise whenever your in a zoom call

0Dude what’s going on? I can’t hear you there’s too much background noise.”

“I have a bird”

“Oh”

by sadwumpus69 March 03, 2021