Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

by Greatpickle December 4, 2014

Top

What you do at the red light

She gave me top at the red light

by Wewishfleur December 22, 2020

Hoggy Top

Being a bottom to a Hog/Pig in sexual intercourse

"Hey, do you want to video me doing a Hoggy Top?"

by Myballsarestickyandwhite123 February 21, 2025

top floor desk

the top

i been tryin’ my best, i want top floor desk

by supermanomri July 23, 2024

Top and a bottom

In a gay or lesbian relationship, there will often be a top and a bottom. The top, is the more out going one when going "it", and the bottom is the shy one.

There is a top and a bottom to a gay relationship

by The lesbo November 30, 2020

12 up top

The amount of lights that the police have, hence giving the cops the nickname 12 up tops.

Here come the 12 up tops.

by Police ain't shit February 12, 2021

Top-brass

High command. Top notch. Best around.

Be on alert and watch your manners,top-brass is around.

by Randy goat fucker August 8, 2025