Jack Friday

Jack Friday is the savior of our worlds. Some say he’s the only person that Chuck Norris fears. Once betrayed by one of his best friends he set out to achive justice, and nothing could stop him.

I love Chuck Norris, but Jack Friday just beats him in everything.

by Gnomesareimposters March 31, 2023

jack hardacre

an amazing guy, a straight guy, a funny guy, best guy, best footballer, man city the best,

overall a great rounded guy who is cleverer than jake.

jack hardacre is amazing

by _reginal_ December 1, 2021

jack aherne

Jack aherne

Jack aherne has a huge Mickey boys

by Johnboy127 December 5, 2021

Suicidal Jack

a fine mix of mescaline in a cuban cigar. more the suicida points if you inhale your cigar hits.

Angel: yo you tryna smoke a suicidal jack?
fidel castro: pinga! que puta madre es eso?

by OGpoopdealer June 19, 2021

Jack Off

What a guy does when he can't get a gf to pleasure him.

- -I jack off looking at porn to make me cum..

by amii;; April 27, 2006

jack-off

the motion in which the male organ is erected and played with by the male or female

sabrina was jacking me off before we had wild sex

by the great and only mighty megan June 15, 2003

Jacking Off

Engaging in extremely an extremely unproductive activity (a la doing nothing and having ur balls in ur hands) while you could be actively doing something that would benefit you or other people around you.

Zhiqian goddamnit stop jacking off in that corner and help me lift this sofa

by D "Sentry" C July 7, 2011