Crack head John

A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe

Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR

by silly March 7, 2005

John Wilkes Booth

After giving a girl an Abe Lincoln (see the definition), working up another cumshot and blowing it in the back of her head, then getting the hell out of there.

Since I knew that her boyfriend would be coming home in ten minutes, and I was skipping town that night, I pulled a John Wilkes Booth and fingered her with my nut-drenched finger.

by Prestinian March 22, 2003

John Q Jennings

John Q Jennings, is a master of all tasks, he is a man who needs no introduction because everyone knows him. John Q Jennings is a lady's man and a mans man! He knows how to fix a seized motor and how to buy a seized house. John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything!

Man, I don't know anyone who can fix my car that just ran over my girlfriends cat.

Friend, Sure you do, John Q Jennings can! and he will fix your girlfriends cat too!

Man, That John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything.

by Koosh_boy1 April 17, 2011

Lauren Elizabeth johns

An all around amazing, beautiful and kind hearted person. If you find her tell her I still love her…. She’s a fucking god in bed!

It’s Lauren Elizabeth johns

by Myfirstlove October 20, 2021

Harass John Day

On July 30th, anyone can harass people with the first name of John and they can't do anything about it

Today is Harass John Day

by ThePotatoPilot December 17, 2022

John Thadeus McDonald

John Thadeus McDonald is a interesting man. If you see this beast walking with a snap, be weary that's his Thad walk. Jack is the kinda dude that'll coach a youth football team with you even if you are stuck with a bunch of work anyway. He'll drive you around but he's not a chauffeur, he's an OL Savage, but even more than that, he's a friend. Overall John T. McDonald perseveres through every roast you smack him with. In the end Jack is a big ole boy who plays O Line but could debatably play tight end.

Oh hell no, fuck no! Thats the one and only John Thadeus McDonald himself!

by Deeesus June 15, 2017

The John Frost School

A school in newport that 'doesn't allow' homophobia or sexism.
People get sexually harassed and report it however the extreme amount of favoritism causes the teachers to never punish students they like.
In classes students will scream AND I OOP and SKSKSKSKSKSKS if they are vsco and the rest are just twats

Pedophile: So kid where do you go to school
Student: The John Frost School
Pedo: So I'm assuming you've been raped before
Student: Yep

by one of da peeps October 4, 2019