joe sexy bitch

english: being really really good looking.
To look like a model

1. That Hansel is sooo "joe sexy bitch" right now.
2. "how do i look? Joe Sexy bitch

by Joe February 21, 2005

Joe Le Taxi

Joe Le Taxi is a French pop song by Vanessa Paradis, long-term girlfriend of Johnny Depp. The song is frighteningly eerie at first, but once you listen to it a few times the occaisional "cha cha chas" grow on you and although you can not understand the lyrics, you become a slave to the hypnotic and rythmic sound of the saxaphone.

Last night i listened to "Joe Le Taxi" and enjoyed the saxaphone solo.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

The Trader Joe's Trap

A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.

"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"

by anonymous August 30, 2021

The Joe Mama Wars

It was something that happened, which had shook the lives of many a person. It was in 3069 bc, and it was when 2 of the fattest people who every existed clashed their arsecheeks together. It created a ripple so powerful it shattered windows more than 2000 miles from the 2.

Hey, remember The Joe Mama Wars? No, of course not.

by JoeMama Keeper November 3, 2021

Let's Wait for Joe

The thing your friends say when their fucking around while you're trying to organize them and do the thing you guys originally planned to do.

James: Come on guys we have to start D&D soon.
Alan: We can't start until Joe gets here so let's wait for Joe.

by sunnA sunU November 21, 2021

joe mama biden

A slightly longer version of Joe Mama, but with Joe Biden to keep it more relevant.

Mike Hawk: Did you hear it was Joe's birthday last Friday?

Ben Dover: Who's Joe?

Mike Hawk: JOE MAMA BIDEN!

Ben Dover: I'm never going to fall for one of these again.

by BigSmoke40 November 24, 2020

Slim Thicc Joe

A skinny joe that has big hips n a big batty

Second name charles

yo joe is slim thicc uno
it’s a slim thicc joe

by Big Batty Brad July 1, 2019