blue tick bitch

Someone who reads your message(s) on WhatsApp as indicated by the infamous blue ticks but never responds. Commonly claims they "never saw it".

Me: Did you get my message last night
Blue tick bitch: OMG I never saw it
I sent Amy a message to hang out but she blue ticked bitched me

by bluetickingbitch March 31, 2015

blue yankee fitted

What people in New York wear that you can never go wrong with. As if it matches with anything no matter what colors.
As ridiculous as it sounds its true and you can see it almost everywhere around the city. So ridiculous that you start believing in it too.
The Original Yankee Fitted is Superior and apparently Magical

Blue Yankee Fitted, White tee ,and Timberlands looks nice why? because of the Fitted

by EssInDaBX March 22, 2010

Blue Plate Special

A sexual act involving three people where one person gives a man a blowjob while another person gives the man a rimjob, at the same time.

Dennis said he wanted a threesome, I propose we give him the blue plate special.

by rmc79 October 4, 2012

Dick blue cheese

When you're uncircumcised and you have dick cheese but you also have blue balls. So with that combination is dick blue cheese.

Damn my girl wouldn't let me smash cause I was uncircumcised and man I had major dick blue cheese.

by Dickbluecheese June 6, 2019

little town blues

that feeling when you're bored out of your mind with your hometown and want to explore the outside world beyond the confines of that small town you live in

"These little town blues, are melting away" - Frank Sinatra singing about New York City, a popular tourist spot in the United States

by me for meme good December 27, 2019

my light-blue

Looking into the eyes of this person makes you feel like swimming in the most beautiful light-blue ocean of the world, save, fascinated and overwhelmed by that beauty. Like diving deep into the ocean you can loose track about time when diving into those ocean eyes.This girl is your comfort place and makes you wanna come back instantly after leaving.

Person 1: Who is your light-blue?
Person 2: You can't be real asking me that question .. of course my light-blue is ...
Person 1: Your gf Emma isn't it?
Person 2: Emmaa <3

by iluvuemski December 12, 2021

Blue pine stingray

1.) The blue pine stingray is a stingray recently discovered by the Jorge foundation of marine preservation and exploration. Blue pine stingrays can be found in the fjords of Norway, especially those near or within the arctic circle. The stingrays are given their name from the blue pine trees in the fjord where they were discovered. Blue pine stingray shave evolved the incredible ability to live outside of the water for long periods of time, and can breathe moist or damp air through primitive gills, but will not survive in dry environments. The blue pine stingray poses a high threat to humans exploring Norway’s fjords. The stingray can be found on both land and sea, and may even have a freshwater larval stage, so Norwegians are advised to watch where they step and report any confirmed sightings to the Jorge foundation for marine conservation preservation and exploration. The stinging barbs are designed to pick up small bacteria, protozoans, and other disease causing organisms. A sting can cause seizures, hemorrhaging, amnesia, paralyzation, gangrene, and ultimately a slow and painful death. The blue pine stingray may provide a large contribution to stem cell and cancer research, but this field of science is still young, and the blue pine stingray is rarely studied. Reports exist of a Norwegian cruise line ship carrying a specimen to Sweden, where a small colony has begun, but shows no sign of growth. The ecology of this creature is a mystery to science.

Idiot 1: *steps on a 1x16 lego brick*
Idiot 2: At least you didn’t get stung by a BLUE PINE STINGRAY!!!
Both: *chuckle*

by Cyanea capillata January 5, 2020