whip crack

The sound every episode of Johnny Test makes every 1-3 seconds

"I couldn't sleep due to hearing constant whip cracks from watching two seasons of Johnny Test"

by swag9001 June 15, 2024

Crack smut

A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)

“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.

Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!

by Ojamajodoremilover911 June 25, 2024

rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road

I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

by Murdey August 2, 2024

meteor on crack

stupid ass sentence used by minecraft kids who just got a meteor .jar and are checking out the spam plugin
"EJOJOI IM SUCH HACER"

"Meteor on Crack!"

by swaggistsociety August 8, 2024

get cracked

To have successfully had sex.

I got cracked last night so everything in the store is 25% off with coupon code GET CRACKED.

by scott_tamale September 22, 2025

Cracked

to be cracked in FORTNITE means to be absolutely DESTROYED, the term stems from the original meaning of armour breaking

Bart: “YOO THAT KID GOT CRACKED“

FBI Agent: “Yep, put Bartholemew Johnson III on the list too.“

by Srgr September 23, 2025

Bone cracking

When the shots you give are so hard that you hear bones crack instead of cheeks clap

Man, I did that so hard that I heard her bone cracking

by Pedal Pinkman September 28, 2025