eat shit syndrome

eat shit syndrome is a very serious syndrome in which case you feel the urge to rub your dick on the television screen while watching videos of your cousins sister shitting on a unicorn/maurice campbell. another term for a eat shit is when you shit on kyans face and his sister likes to eat it off

you have eat shit syndrome
wow your gay as fuck

by ted mager August 5, 2018

carrots who eat girls

The best kind of carrots.

I like carrots who eat girls.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Dick Eating

1.) When someone is constantly trying to put others down for approval or validation (cool points & laughs)

( in a group of people)
John: "Y'all seen that new movie last night?"
You: Don't you wear glasses? , Nigga couldn't possibly SEE the movie

In that scenario you would be dick eating, putting others down for cool points, for no gain once so ever

by iloverodwave November 7, 2022

Like a meat-eating whore

To spend your money as fast as you get it, with reckless abandon.

She would spend her money like a meat-eating whore.

by Hagar Dustydick December 7, 2019

Eat a polo mint day

A day where everyone should eat a polo mint preferably one from a friend

Hey Grace, did you know it’s eat a polo mint day? You can have one of mine.

by eacribe November 10, 2021

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

you're getting exactly what's tagged

person 1: holy shit this character just jumped off a cliff why would the author write this
person 2: was it tagged with Dead Dove: Do Not Eat?
person 1: yeah
person 2: thats your fault bud they warned you

by robynn_ January 25, 2025