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National Be A Douche Day

National Be A Douche Day is a day to be proud, if you have ever been called a douche or a douche bag. It is always held on June 20th, the last day of spring...or Summer's Eve.
Joey has been known to be always called a {douche}. Come June 20th, he can be proud, since it is {National Be A Douche Day}.
by Genuine Nerd June 3, 2019
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Capt. Douche bag

someone who says they're a secret agent but really isn't. A wanna be James bond who really is gay....
I was a secret agent in Miami..Dude you really are not or are just capt. douche bag
by mrs douche bag July 20, 2010
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Giant douche

hey you know that guy glenn..
the one with 2 n's?
yeah thats the one.. he's actually a giant douche
by shit bloke September 25, 2010
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el douche bag

Italian "douche bag". Derived from "El Duce", the nickname of Mussolini.
"I can't believe Dante would leave her at the altar. He's such an el douche bag!"
by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004
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Uber Douche

Malamut was over here earlier talking about my celebrity facial hair. That guy is the uber douche.
by Razzo the Clown October 21, 2008
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Power-Douche

Beyond an average, everyday douche-bag with all their douchecessories; a Power-Douche is unstoppable in their douchey ways. They are social morons, don't think before they speak, wear Ed Hardy and swear by the "popped-collar" look. This person can be a neighbor, a friend or a family member. Beware...they can cause mild strokes or brain-cell loss when listening to them.
Someone who might follow through with asking for the cardboard. For example: "I'm legitimately interested in the logistics of making a bed from spare cardboard, but I can't think of a way to ask a homeless person without looking like a Power-Douche."
by JTSpang August 26, 2009
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