Douche Nozzle

n. german for "jackass." Pronounced fast with a heavy accent as "doshnozzle."

Tim is a real douche nozzle. He came and drank all our beer and left.

by superbubba October 20, 2009

Hipster Douche

Repetitive.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.

That guy is such a hipster douche. He gives hipsters a bad name.

by mbradleyc August 11, 2018

Douche’

Obnoxious person who acknowledges a clever point made at someone else’s expense...

Wow thought we buried that? Thanks for being a douche’ !

by Tra cra June 21, 2018

Douche Knuckle

Someone who intentionally tells someone else wrong information

Clifftopher: When is the English paper due
Danny: Wednesday
David: It's due Thursday
Danny: Oh yeah
Matthew: Way to go Douche Knuckle

by Davidisabab May 3, 2017

Deep dish douche club

The deep dish douche club is a group of BRO’S who run the jacked up trucks that are squatted with the lit up deep dish wheels on them.

Wow broham was the queen of the deep dish douche club right there.

by Dull clan June 23, 2021

douche flipping

When a person who is a douchebag when he/she is sober takes any combination of drugs and becomes even more of a douche under the influence.

Person 1: Man, Smoky's over again, it smells dank in here.

Person 2: Yeah, and they have more than weed this time, they took a combination of illegal substances and now they're douche flipping.

by CYP2E1 February 21, 2010

douche farmer

When someone you know is a piece of shit and their using hoes daily to the the point they're practically a farmer.

Bradley is such a douche farmer this is his forth slut this weak.

by Fabian guerr May 7, 2018