it’s a chair, wdym?

when someone is sitting on another’s lap, but swears they are sharing the chair.

A: Dude, is she sitting on your lap?
B: It’s a chair, wdym?

by rebecca the hottie December 29, 2017

Gotta Get The Chains

You say it in a high pitched but stressed voice to represent your feelings.

Ben: Check it out tom, I got the chains!
Tom: How?
Ben: Gotta get the chains!!!

by ireallydontknow820 April 23, 2018

Busby's (Stoop) Chair

A haunted oak chair, known to be cursed by Thomas Busby. So many deaths were attributed to people who sat on it.

Don't sit on the Busby's (stoop) chair, or you'll get cursed.

by SilvaJulie September 11, 2018

Quack Quack Chair Back

what some people say to ensure that they will get their seat back after getting up; this is a phrase usually used by idiots

If you don't want your chair to be stolen, you must utter the words "Quack Quack Chair Back"

by Stacy's Mommy April 10, 2019

The Rocking Chair

When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.

"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.

by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019

Yanking his chain

Jerking off

He was just yanking his chain

by bellajo113 January 3, 2020

Yanking his chain

Jerking off

*boy bsf sends a video saying he is yanking his chain*
Was he really yanking his chain

by bellajo113 January 3, 2020