teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime

"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"

by RorosDad February 28, 2025

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bear getting honey

When a bear preforms oral on his cub

Joey went with his cub to do the ol’ bear getting honey

by Trooper Thorn May 5, 2021

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Ava bear Clark

The most beautifulest girl that u could ever meat, she’s funny and definitely good to cuddle with and she’s a strong and independent women who is took in by the best Jeremiah

I love ava bear Clark a lot your my world - Jeremiah

by Springful1020 October 12, 2019

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The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.

I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.

by Stirmanator December 9, 2018

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Bear policy

Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit

because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).

Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?

by Sexydimma May 16, 2022

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