by Ak47 lofe April 12, 2020
Get the Analmug. An abbreviation or nickname given to ANthony ALbanese - an Australian politician serving as the 31st and current Prime Minister of Australia .
Some people refer to Anthony Albanese as each way Albo, but I prefer ANAL.
The previous Prime Minister was Scott Morrison and referred to as SCOMO, but I think I prefer ANAL
ANAL is useless as tits on a bull
The previous Prime Minister was Scott Morrison and referred to as SCOMO, but I think I prefer ANAL
ANAL is useless as tits on a bull
by Colin_Australia September 13, 2022
Get the ANALmug. I'm very anal, I always tidy my apartment, and then Marie comes over and messes it all up, just to annoy me. And then she'll ask to stay, and I'll say yes, and I'll go and have a shower and when I come back she'll be lying on the bed naked, and as I approach cock in hand, rubbing, she'll look over her shoulder and spread her bum cheeks and whisper, "I've been a bad girl" and I'll agree, and climb on top of her, and slap my cock on her little pussy to watch it throb, and then together we'll slowly ease my cock into her ass until I can feel it squeezing up my shaft and hear her moaning into the pillow, and then I'll fuck her bum until were both out of breath and our legs are shaking, and I grunt in her ear that I'm gonna cum inside her, and we both push our bodies together as hot cum squirts from my body into hers...and that is anal.
by LittleBittaSmut November 14, 2021
Get the Analmug. Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: Dude, guess what I did!
Dave: What?
Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: I Horse Analed my sister's horse Debbie!
Dave: lmao nice
Dave: What?
Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: I Horse Analed my sister's horse Debbie!
Dave: lmao nice
by Leviticus Zachary Fingerdoodle September 5, 2023
Get the Horse Analmug. The action of 2 people putting each end of a long set of anal beads in the ass of one another and pulling creating a crossing bridge.
by CloudXlimit May 14, 2021
Get the anal crossingmug. Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025
Get the Anal Buckling Shitmug. when a man puts his dick in your bum and sturs it until poo flows to the rim of the anal cavity when you do this the man pisses in the bum
by coolcif April 16, 2021
Get the anal wockee slushmug.