your not my dad

A hilarous vine

Somebody asked hayes something she said your not my dad

by trap queen April 16, 2015

Your mom's vagina

A vagina that belongs to your mom. Cost $5 on weeknights. $10 on weekends.

Hey whats up?
-Nothing.
What are you doing?
- Your mom's vagina.

by jdflka;ghasljka;jfdsa May 5, 2010

Calm your bucket

A phrase that is commonly used when ordering an acquaintance to refrain from any frantic behavior, using an image of calming one's internal bucket.

Person #1: "Oh my god, I don't know how I'm going to pay for my bills, child support, and not to mention my tuition for community college!!! What the hell am I supposed to do?!"

Person #2: "Dude, calm your bucket."

Person #1: "... What?!"

Person #2: "Calm your bucket"

Person #1: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"

Person #2: "Just calm your f*cking bucket!!!"

Person #1: "Sounds like you need to calm your bucket."

by Aspicker January 21, 2011

Shut your beak

An adage used pejoratively to denote someone who exhibits incessant qualities.

Dude1 "Oi bruv your a dickhead!"

Dude2 "Man, SHUT YOUR BEAK!"

by Swagcrow no#1 November 2, 2008

Spread your cheeks

What happens when you don’t scroll fast enough

Listen here you big juicy nut. I’ll give you three seconds before I spread your cheeks like some butter

by Ur mom's shrek hentai August 20, 2018

Snatch your soul

"when you go down on a lady", "lick her vagina", "oral on a lady"

I'm gonna snatch your soul! Can I snatch your soul?

by Rhythmic abyss June 1, 2018

Shut your mouse!

For use when telling somebody to be quiet on the internet. Shut your mouth would not be appropriate because they are not using their mouth as a part of the conversation.

You know they say that Ronald McDonald is one bad mother... "Shut your mouse!"

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009