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Swiffer wet jet

You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,
Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”
by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023
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I'm wet

When you really think about it the action of being wet is always happening so if somebody say's "I'm wet" tell them YEA WE ARE ALL WET WE'RE MADE OUT OF 70% WATER
They fr just said "I'm wet" that doesn't even make any sense
by FoxxyTheFox01 January 4, 2024
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whataburger wet wipe

when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.
by Spookyseason17PH January 6, 2024
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Wet legs

Derogatory nickname for somebody that wets themselves/has urinary incontinence.

{typically used by school children}
* "Hey, look! There's wet legs."
* "I'm not sitting next to wet legs."
* "Remember wet legs from school?"
by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024
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Wet Andy

A Wet Andy is similar to a wet Willy but is preformed on the asshole. The wet Andy involves a bare tongue entering the receivers anus.
Dude it was so weird, I was just laying in my bed and grandma gave me a wet Andy. It was so hot.
by Billywilly January 7, 2024
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Wet Winslow

When your absolutely hammered off of spooky dookies and Señor Francis’ and piss yourself while doing a cross chop
Colton and Alex had a wet Winslow last night after chugging too many Señor Francisat the beach house
by The Jacking Force Wizard January 9, 2024
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whataburger wet wipe

When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.

Credit to Jason vest on instagram
Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.
by Certified_ForkLift_operator January 10, 2024
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