Facebook is that shit that all those youngeons use nowadays to post up a bunch of shit about how “Crooked” Hillary Clinton is awesome or about the next (insert town name here)’s Mom’s Meetup! Back in the good old days we read a book if we were bored. Actually back in the good old days we stared at the fucking wall and watched that paint dry. I just hate how much fun and entertainment there is now. Unfortunately, this generation is as fucked as a hooker in Vegas!
Darrell- “Holy Fuck, if Stacy doesn’t stop posting on Facebook about fucking farmers markets I’m gonna smack my head into a goddamn wall!”
Maxwell- “ME FUCKING TOO”
Maxwell- “ME FUCKING TOO”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
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