Spacebarred

During an online conversation someone hits the spacebar to make it seem like they are writing a long thoughtful message, but they're actually ignoring you.

YO DK, I WAS TALKING TO YOUR MOM ON FB AND THE BITCH SPACEBARRED ME TO GO TO KFC!

by EMCEEX.BREAKDOWN.X July 7, 2010

spacejizz

Spacejizz is a fantastical metaphor for the blog postings on spacejizz.com, it indeed, has a very deep meaning.

Origins of the term "spacejizz" can be found as far back as the early years of the internet.

When you attempt to decipher the meaning of "spacejizz" many things come to mind-
The first thing that comes to mind is likely the literal meaning, which would be seamen floating suspended for eternity in outer space.

Bill Clinton-"after ten years of government funded research I still cannot wrap my noggin around the true meaning of spacejizz!"

Hillary Clinton- "Perhaps you should go to spacejizz dot com, smack your turkey around (masturbate) and find out!"

by SalamanderPenis March 5, 2011

Spacephone

(verb) To space out on a smart phone, being distracted and oblivious to surroundings.

He spacephoned in the waiting room until they finally called his name to see the dentist.

by spacephone January 13, 2014

spacebar err

when you are typing in online chat you enter a letter (most often the letters in the middle of the bottom line in a digital keypad) close to the space bar by mistake, and it changes the meaning of the sentence.

1. Boyfriend: Hey sweetie, I am having thisbitch on my back since last night. (letter 'b' in itch)

Girlfriend: Who is that bitch?

Boyfriend: Sorry babe, it was a spacebar err.

2. John: There is always the shining bright Sun above all the cloudsnone could see. (letter 'n' in one)

Jim: why none ???

John: Sorry dude, it was a spacebar err.

by CalvinQuicksilver May 2, 2014

spacecaker

Someone who is closely related to an huge faggot,
Also know as the biggest btch in the world.

that guy really is spacecaker

by anonymousey July 23, 2014

spacenasty

Slang: A term used by douchey basketball players in space meaning bad, or uncool.

C'mon bro! No need to be spacenasty!

by TheSpaceBaller October 13, 2014

Spaceman

An insult refering to ugly ass alien looking humans who may possibly have blended in with our species.

Tommy: You did you see the dude who looks like the alien emoji?
Rex: Oh yeah, You mean the Spaceman?

by Realest State September 13, 2015