When two or more persons publicly defecate at the same time. Team Poos usually occur in a public setting by drunk individuals.
Dude, I have to poo!" - Drunk Friend 1
"So do I!" - Drunk Friend 2
*looks at each other*
"TEAM POO" -Drunk Friends 1 and 2
"So do I!" - Drunk Friend 2
*looks at each other*
"TEAM POO" -Drunk Friends 1 and 2
by YurhIssaMe June 11, 2022

Something warm, wet, snuggly and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.
The only thing I know that can bleed for seven days and not die.
The only thing I know that can bleed for seven days and not die.
Id like to take the time to write you a letter, and formally thank you for an exceptionally tight poos.
by Jvader January 24, 2023

Jack: Hey, is that Ders?
Spoon: Yeah, he had anal with 30 girls in one semister.
Jack: So hes a poo dude?
Spoon: Totally
Spoon: Yeah, he had anal with 30 girls in one semister.
Jack: So hes a poo dude?
Spoon: Totally
by FartyPants McAssburgers September 13, 2011

by Especialperson October 24, 2012
