Holy Hair Pie 

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.

Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!

Holy Hair Pie by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

Mississippi Meat Pie 

5 dudes and 1 chick in a sexual relationship

Carl and the boys had a Mississippi meat pie with Candice after her shift

Mississippi Meat Pie by Mike Cocknballs November 21, 2020

a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience

"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."

a near pie experience by Persephone282 December 24, 2020

Jelly cream pie 

like a regular cream pie, but the woman is on her period. So it looks like a lil Debbie jelly cream pie.

I had a jelly cream pie for breakfast and my mouth still taste like salty pennies

Jelly cream pie by BFrick January 26, 2021

ohio cream pie 

When a guy from Ohio ejaculates inside any orifice.

“Last night, Britton gave me one of his world famous Ohio Cream Pies!”

ohio cream pie by JojoMelons February 6, 2021

cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex

Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.

cold cream pie by Azarius Jenkins February 8, 2021

banana cookie pie 

abbreviated bcp

banana cookie pie

banana cookie pie by nathannathannathannathannathan February 9, 2021