Old Man Jenkins Appreciation Day

SpongeBob old guy appreciation day is 2/11 every year.

“Hey dude, do ya know what day it is?”

“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”

“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”

by bootifulduckie February 11, 2022

old thread

A old friend thats fake.

He's a old thread that should be cut.

by Noah_H25 May 19, 2018

Olds

A small town in Alberta, Canada filled with whores and crack heads and knocked up teens. Everyone either drunk or high and only care about getting laid and partying

Damn she’s a whore must be from Olds

by Shooopyy December 8, 2019

Steve's Old Bay

When you need a little encouragement to eat out a girl on her period to earn your wings. You just toss some old Bay seasoning on it and chow down cause you ain't a quitter, and you love Old Bay

She was on her period and I couldn't eat her out until I pulled a Steve's Old Bay.

by dayoldhotdog June 14, 2023

old sandwitch

An old sandwitch is a very funny and non-offensive term used to be rude but funny

Omg my teacher looks like an old sandwitch

Did you see that guy he looks like an old sandwitch

by Idksophia December 29, 2015

Old enough to be her father

be much older than someone (especially used to suggest that a romantic or sexual relationship between the people concerned is inappropriate).

"she married a man old enough to be her father"

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

Old Faithful

A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.

When I find an elderly bitch with a stoma, I'm totally gonna give that whore an old faithful.

by The Rapey Dog May 28, 2017