joshed off

pissed off mad angry whiny To be a combination of angry, whiny, and ignorant. To be angry over rediculous, retarted things. This is of course if your friend's name is Josh. It could also be refered to as "bobbed off", "georged off", "suzy'd off", "earled off", etc. Depends on who your whiny ass friend is.

1. Josh was so joshed off because I didn't fix him an egg omelet.
2. Dude, don't be so joshed off.

by Dick Chaney September 11, 2006

Boying it off

The removal of male genitalia.

"His girlfriend started boying it off when she found him sleeping with that chick."

"It was probably worth it though because that bitch was fine."

by Shaun R. Palmer February 22, 2008

Juice Off

When two juices are pitted against each other in a bid to determine which juice is the more superior.

the organic pressed apple beat the aldi apple in the 3rd annual juice off.

by The Great One July 23, 2004

Sawed Off

When someone is very intoxicated, done for the night.

Wow, look at Kyle make a fool of himself, he must be sawed off.

by Paulie wally May 30, 2010

Jump Off

abstract noun. Anything that is considered good, or beneficial, to the subject. Anything that is currently hip, chic, or in fashion at the time.

e.g. "Monique jus switched cell phones, she bout to get the Verizon jump off next week"

"You goin to the new club?" "Hells yea, thas the jump off right there, nah mean"

by Ashish November 14, 2003

Mug Off

When someone sells you drugs that have been severely cut for the same extortionate prices, or steals your drugs away from you

"I bought this gram of ket for £15, I sniffed half of it this morning and I'm still sober'

"I'm gonna mug off my brother over this cocaine"

by Nakawoopahkapooski December 29, 2009

soft off

the total opposite of a hard on. Hence soft off, with soft being the opposite of hard and off being the opposite of on. lol. A term coined by urs truly. Used to describe the condition of a dick when seeing something totally unatural and FUCKING DISGUSTING.

WOW EMILY'S ASS IS SOOO FUCKING WAK!!! it's like a big block of textureless shit. If i saw her naked, i wud definately get a soft off.

by M & V Unit January 2, 2005