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Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018
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Milk

Milk is a liquid substance often drank by weebs and redditors. Milk is made from the process of melting teeth.
"Did you know that milk is made from melted teeth?" "Of course, that's what the tooth fairy uses her teeth for."
by MeltedTeethMan March 1, 2020
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The vegan milk-shakes

When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.
Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!
by Mmmmmmmung November 2, 2022
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Big Milk

Cool shit, good shit, Dope asf homie, swag, cash money, biggie balling.
Person1: found a sick dying rat, tryna fuck it?

Person2: big milk bro, let's fuck that rat while it's still warm
by Big milk no skim July 12, 2024
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Milk

Bro did you see the queen straight up died, that's so milky bro. What a bozo.
by Milkyboy69 September 22, 2022
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powdered milk

THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER WTF WHO WOULD DRINK THIS TYPE OF SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS SO DISGUSTING ITS LIKE PUTTING MILK IN WATER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
POWDERED MILK FUCKING SUCKS - cummin xD
by cummin xD December 6, 2021
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minge milk

The juices that come out of a big sweaty minge.
I don't want no cows milk on my cornflakes! I want your moms juicy minge milk!
by Darraghdaly May 5, 2015
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