Boner

What you have when you stare at your male friend in class and dream about rubbing his dick against yours. You want him to pin you to the wall and pull down your pants, penetrating you as you moan breathlessly into the wall. You want another girl you see to strip and suck your dick tenderly as you deep throat your friend’s dick, using your hands to feel his smooth tender skin. You then penetrate the girl as he penetrates you, fiddling with her tits and even when everyone cums all over each other you continue, sucking each other dry. Thats when you have a boner in class and disappear during break to the toilet to jerk off for the rest of break to a photo of your friend in your phone, and spend the rest of the lesson rubbing your dick slightly till you are dismissed and go to a mcdonalds with your friend to ambush him in the toilet with your dick out while he is pissing and penetrate him, getting piss all over you and also fellatio-ing him against the bathroom wall.

Hot Gabriel : look at Kean, I really want him to dominate me in bed

Tristan:(reaches out and grabs gabriels dick) Looks like you’ve got a boner mate, wanna rub it off?

Gabriel: Yeah but only if we can do it where people can see us

Tristan: How about I humiliate you in public then?

Gabriel: Yes daddy

Tristan: Suck me harder you little whore

by Horny SWC bottom November 28, 2022

Cheek Boner

When someone packs a fat lip, producing a visible bulge in the cheek. (Dip tobacco)

Hey man, check out Eddy- he’s got a fat cheek boner!

Guy: Can I pinch a dip?
Dude: Sure, just don’t pack a cheek boner. I’m running low.

by Dip Veteran May 9, 2024

boner prison

A locked, inescapable room with many many erect penis's directed toward a certain prisoner.

Sarah passed out at Mikes party last night so Mike and all his buddies created a boner prison. She woke up half way through but it was too late.

by Golly_jeepers489 December 15, 2016

Boner blob

A fat male with an erection

Dude, I can't believe she's sleeping with him! A carpet for a boner blob!

by Bryadam90 May 14, 2015

Botchit boner bitch

Somebody that cannot get erect or excited about sex without out jacking someone or many ones up so as to rape them of there energy and put it in themselves to have intercourse

Hey Eddie check out that botchit boner bitch he’s actually gotten a hard on finally after three and a half years but tee her he’s had to jack up and link with half a billion people

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018

moist boner

A rather damp erection.

Person 1: Ayo, why yo pants wet?
Person 2: I got a moist boner.

by moistbenis May 23, 2023

Power Boner

When you get a boner not out of attraction to something or someone, but to power over someone.

"I just gave my girlfriend an ultimatum"
"why do you have a boner?"
"dude, its a power boner because of the power i hold over someone"

by Ian Porto June 4, 2022