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internetmotherdatabase

your mom gives too much information in a post on social media
Tfw your mom be like IMBD (internetmotherdatabase) on a post.
by NIDK February 2, 2017
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Internet Desperate

Someone who wants like and followers online
"'Fleur is so internet desperate"
by Ireallylikedogs February 20, 2017
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internet hickey

When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.
1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.

Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

2. In a thread:

Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!

Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!

Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?

Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...
by Nykkolai February 23, 2017
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internet

An area that's just like another universe except it's crammed inside an electronic device. The only thing that you can do is go deeper as you enter.
Person 1: My internet connection is wayyyyyyy to slow!

Person 2: Swiggity swooty, better catch that booty.
by MNoDead March 18, 2017
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internal shock

Mikaela's coined term meaning internal gasp, sense of surprise in understanding something about yourself that you did not realize before
by paopoala April 7, 2017
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internal paste

It flows from within. Only at the right time will it emerge through the cracks of ones ass and splat on the toilet's surface. As it pours out of that dirty ass, it will fold on top of itself looking sort of like a wavy umbrella. By the time the scent reaches your nostrils, it's too late. The paste is filling up past the fill line and begins to brush your cheeks. You can hear the paste popping as it pushes its way through your cheeks that are pressed against the toilet bowl. It seeps down the sides of the toilet with some solid chunks that plop onto the floor faster than the runny parts. You begin to pray as you pull up your underwear over your ass as it continues to empty. You use the underwear as sort of a basket to carry your paste from one toilet to the next. This continues until you can feel your intestines sliding through the rim of your asshole. You reach down and begin to pull on it. You pull it out like Italian sausage links while the paste flies off it and splats against the wall. You begin to scream very loud and vomit all of the floor. Once your intestine is half way out of your protruding asshole, you faint and fall face first into your own vomit. You lie there unconscious with a large grin on your face ready to take on the day ahead of you. You wake up an hour later and stuff your small intestine back inside your ass. You head to your room and grab your backpack. But shit... you missed the bus.
I had some internal paste this morning, but my house only has one toilet! I had to run over to my neighbors house but by then my internal paste was all over both of our yards! What an amazing morning. Glad to be alive. Suicidal thoughts are behind me.
by boy_thumperton May 10, 2017
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internet

(adj.) fake, not real, not actually
"She's pretty famous."
"Real famous or internet famous?"

"I have dozens of friends."
"Real friends or internet friends?"

"I was being ironic."
"Real ironic or internet ironic?"

"I literally want to punch you in the face right now."
"Real literally or internet literally?"
by causticAnatomy June 10, 2017
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