by Wizardboii August 16, 2021

Boner Behaviour is a not commonly used expression that is another way to communicate male horniness. The phrase is used for when people feel like communicating these things to other friends/family when trying to be extra.
by xidiotx January 24, 2024

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.
by FatherTy April 18, 2022

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.
by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020

by HuuuuuuurdDik August 12, 2020

Getting hyped and excited about a fight going on around or being in a fight and enjoying it.
the latter possibility arises if you like having the adversary as adversary, for various reasons
the latter possibility arises if you like having the adversary as adversary, for various reasons
Hisoka, an experienced fighter in a tournament arena setting has been watching a newbie gon develop at amazing rate and they finally face off. Mid fight, Hisoka to Gon:
Oh.. Don't look at me like that. I'm getting turned on!!! (fight boner)
Oh.. Don't look at me like that. I'm getting turned on!!! (fight boner)
by wyunofuuk September 25, 2018

when your weiner gets hard as fucking diamonds, thus causing you to die an absolutely abysmal death if your sausage slammer is big enough. its also feasible that boners can give you brain damage by slapping you in the face, again, if your penile is big enough.
by BeefBoyBalling478 November 3, 2021
