Pain-boner

A type of boner that arises due to immense pain (usually gut pain or some internal pain) and is pretty embarassing coupled with explosive diarrhea.

guy: god dammit, i'm vomiting, and now I have a pain-boner. great.

by unused username November 27, 2023

oral boner

When the tongue is erect/ when your done sucking dick and he cums on your face and so your mouth shuts down it’s muscles so that it is stuck in the erect position, giving all access to suck the tongue if desired.

Yesterday, I experienced my very first oral boner, and I wasn’t able to eat for hours!

by Imsobisexualitsweirs February 11, 2018

anger boner

It’s when you get so angry your dick becomes erect

Man my boss pissed me off so bad I popped an anger boner and everybody looked at me weird

by Lukey bhole December 12, 2021

boner rhythm

Casually sitting with a boner while massaging it down under a pillow.

I walked out of the bedroom to see my boyfriend doing boner rhythm on our couch in the middle of the night.

by TheCarl April 05, 2016

Urban boner

Chris's chub that he gets when he doesn't understand a word and looks it up in urban dictionary

Chris had an urban boner for that word

by Joshthistle15 March 23, 2017

boner factory

A girl who is responsible for causing boners everywhere she goes.

Chanelle Nasser is such a boner factory.

by Matty0573 June 14, 2024

Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection

That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.

by Atom500 January 09, 2020