Bean Blowout

When a hemroid is exposed after aggressive flatulence or a sloppy bowel movement.

“Dude do you have any preparation H? I can feel the bean blowout between my cheeks”

by Lute Lover December 27, 2023

Bean

Bean: meaning cute or small to describe someone or some animal

Awww the cat is a bean

by Eenzo December 29, 2023

bean carrier

One who has a large clitoris

Barbara Walters was a notorious bean carrier

by stickthej42 January 5, 2024

Beaner

A person named Jonathan

God damn Jonathan you are a fat ass beaner.

by YESKING January 7, 2024

Beaner

A person named Jonathan Schumacher.

God damn Jonathan you are a fat ass beaner.

by YESKING January 7, 2024

beanbanger

A clumsy oaf whose finger banging skills consist of smashing the clitoris like a polar bear attempting to open a safe full of baby seals.

Her latest suitor spent last evening fumbling around her hatchet wound like the most basic beanbanger for the last time, and left her orgasm unrealized.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

Bean Meat

The outer layer of the clitoris, aka, The horizontal hood. The unused part of the vagina that has no feeling. Prerry much worthless to sexual pleasure. Some people feel the need to pierce this region.

Sometimes toiletpaper gets stuck in your bean meat.

by AmieCraver January 19, 2024