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anal

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oh shit this retard nasty ass nigga searched up the word anal

congrats nigga...ok frfr we all know what tf that shit is nigga why u act retarded like nigga WHYY???
by definition.finder September 18, 2020
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anal horseshoes

A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.
My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.
by Flank steaktastic October 29, 2015
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anal rockateer

hey love that paul o'grady but he is such a anal rockateer!
by maxi jazz October 18, 2011
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Analness

Analness: an unclean anal for anal penetration via penis, finger, toe or other body parts. The anal canal has "ness" like particles that have not been properly disposed. The anal was not cleansed prior penetration to ensure no particles that are commonly found in the anal (poop-nesd, bandaid-ness, hamster fur-ness, seman-ness, ect-ness.)
The bed sheets are stained because of my analness.
by JK McLoven September 10, 2021
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Anal

(Verb) When two people mutually admire each other. It can be considered a difficult task as it is often partaken in by poeple that are very close and deeply care about each other.
Guy 1: I had some hard anal with my dad the other day.
Guys 2: That's super good, did you're brother join in?
Guy 1: No, last time he had anal with my dad it got really rough.
by ERES X August 7, 2019
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Anal

When you get too horny and fucking a vagina is too boring you need something to step up your game, so you try anal.
by Diogo NOR March 18, 2019
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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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