old dave

A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.

I feel bad for old dave he had to retire after 8 years.

by big peeps October 23, 2003

old goaty

A mangey flea-bitten animal, one whose fur is matted and reaks of its own feces.

A person who dosn't take care of themself I.E. one who has poor personal groming, dosn't shower or brush their teeth.

Dude, your cat is lookin a little old goaty.

That old goaty look is really working for you, did you brush your teeth last week?

by madd marauder April 06, 2011

old song marathon

A rite of passage done by internet users regularly in which they spend a lot of time searching and listening to a bunch of songs they forgot they loved, because life sucks nowadays and nobody wants to admit it.

I just went on an old song marathon and found that song by The Wanted. I forgot they existed!

by helloitsunknown August 25, 2022

old peat

stanky old cock

my grandpa whipped out his stinky old peat and i said damn

by oldpeat69 April 18, 2017

Old Gumby

The Act if whining when your friends leave an online group.

Come on man one more game!
Dude don't be an Old Gumby I've

got to go to bed and get up at 5am

by Shakyjimy April 19, 2010

old idiot

when some old person jumps o my butt crack with spikes on her feet and enjoys it

Grandma: I like that
me: what
Grandma: let me jump
me: ok
Granma: ahh lovely
me: what the hell u old idiot

by im an old idiot August 06, 2019

Old enough to be her father

be much older than someone (especially used to suggest that a romantic or sexual relationship between the people concerned is inappropriate).

"she married a man old enough to be her father"

by Arminkshipper August 05, 2024