info-fuck

To have sex with someone only for information to your benifet.

I had to info-fuck Jane to get the edge.

by Cippy February 13, 2008

Fuck job

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.

Why do I have to work with this fuck job, when he watches Netflix all fucking day?

by cincycats51 May 14, 2014

sonic fuck

When you fuck her at the speed of sound

"He sonic fucked me hard in the ass i cried"

by HoodWiggaCoonFace April 5, 2015

A Fucking Mike

That one guy friend that you have, whether he's just annoying, a dumbass, or plain out retarded, he's a fucking mike.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Its just a fucking mike.
Person 1: Why is he fingering himself in the middle of class?
Person 2: Don't ask.

by Taipan 619 September 8, 2016

Garden Fuck

A sexual act in which one partner buys a plant with soil from a supermarket and stuffs the soil in the other persons anal cavity leaving the flower/leaves of the plant sticking out. When the male orgasms he nuts on the woman's anus so the sperm leaks in and fertilizes the soil which lets the plant grow.

"yo i heard you garden fucked that girl last night"
"yeah but the soil was dry so i had to push out a little more than usual to keep the soil rich"

by OvalToes January 5, 2020

A fucking joke

Here, take this. for your journey.

You have to many items to take a fucking joke.

Yo why cant you take A fucking joke?

by TheCapnREEEEEEEEE February 18, 2020

fuck cow

A female that is being used sexually in a relationship that has no commitment from their partner.

What am I? Just a fuck cow to you?!

by DDDMagic April 16, 2017