two heart monty

a character or other entity in a video game with dangerously low HP.

The last boss wrecked him. There's no way he makes it much further, he's a two heart monty.

by Undead_Octopus May 30, 2024

two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none

“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

sink two ball

When a guy inserts his balls (testicles) into a girls anal cavity.

Miller: Martha, I would love to drop my balls into a tight place.

Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.

by stinkbloom November 5, 2011

Gok two

Gok wan's slightly larger brother

"That gok two is a bit portly, maybe he should wear more flatteringly subtle colour combinations"

by Drydentested81 September 5, 2013

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Two

Stupid fucking bitch who stole half the contestants and took x from four

Bro I hate two he sucks

Ya he does

by Peensbde December 22, 2020

2 spirit (Two-Spirit)

what I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 2 spirit (Two-Spirit)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025