Uncle Stroking

One of the highest steps on the edging staircase. One must pass through multiple other stages such as edging, gooning and munting in order to reach it. It is the act of doing a reach around the legs double fister on your shmeat with slow strokes. Your right hand rotating clockwise and left counter clockwise. This is preformed until peak stimulation and then released right by before you blow. If you blow this breaks your edging streak and you have to begin back at the bottom by starting back at edging. The term uncle stroking is derived by uncle all across the world preforming this method as it enlightens you and gives you +500 aura.

“Hey crody I was uncle stroking it last night, and on fanum it was amazing. It’s way better than the munting and edging.”
“What the fuck are you saying”

by Prof.Goon May 22, 2024

Uncle Stroking

Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.

"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."

"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"

by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024

joy stroke

To have an orgasm.

Look, while that offer has the power to give me a joy stroke...

Mnh-mnh, don't say that.

Why not?

It doesn't mean what you think it does.

by frozenman57 May 28, 2024

Mongolian Strokemaxing

Mongolian stroke maxing is the form of edging where you grow your meat size by over 12 inches, this process will take a while as it is considered a very prestigous form of art. The way you master this is by traveling to the school of Mongolian Stroke and learn the ways of Stroking. Once you spend 10 years in this class you will learn the ways of Mongolian Strokemaxing. Your meat will grow by existential size and you will become the master of goon.

That dike is the Mongolian Strokemaxing master his meat is fucking massive

by Mongolian Flicker Gooner June 1, 2024

A Strong Sense of (Personal) Justice

Those weren't the good ones. This is the good one.

Hym "A strong sense of (personal) justice is a trait of autism. I saw this in a YouTube video by... Kaelynism? Something like that... Which means I am... CORRECT AGAIN! The political landscape is just Austists vs Schizos!"

Autist "The numbers don't match! All the rates should match with all the other rates! Cops shouldn't exist but you should get arrested for being a RACIST!"

Schizo "They're persecuting me! They're persecuting me because I love Jesus too hard! Don't you see!? God told me that you have to do whatever I say forever... And IF YOU DON'T... Well, I just get to do whatever I want, don't I!? Heheheh...."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

come strong or stay at home

Simply means…”Bring your A game.”

Hey my boy, we running a whole court today. All I know is that “You better come strong or stay at home.”

by Rosco from da Chi June 28, 2024

Lance Stroll'd

When Lance Stroll be's his classic blind self and hits you.

Daniel Ricciardo Got Lance Stroll'd at the 2024 Japanese Grand Prix

by Ace_Hamilton July 5, 2024