rule 234 

If there is a username of a word you want, it will be taken.

Bro1:Hah! Bro I’m gonna make my username pussy
Bro2:ye that’s not gonna work
Bro1:what!?? You’re right! It didn’t work
Bro3:Rule 234!

rule 234 by Rule 234 October 5, 2020

Rule 253 

If you aren't listening to someone, then for every message, there must be an "mhm", "hm" or variation thereof.

Person 1: I just got an F on my test
Person 2: Mhm
Person 1: How about you?
Person 2: Mkay
Person 1: Did you just Rule 253 me?

Rule 253 by IsolatedWords January 14, 2021

Rule 536

Rule 536 states: "if it exists, there is a phobia of it."

Everyone is scared of something.

The number 536 comes from the year 536, which was nominated as the worst year in history to be alive.

This is the dark version of Rule 34.

Chad: "Man, I have a serious Rule 536 for spiders."

Brian: "Dude, I have a Rule 536 for green bubblegum."

Chad: "Bruuuuuuh."

Rule 536 by Dr. Drittunge February 9, 2021

rule 39

similar to rule 34, rule 39 is the internet statement that "if it exists, there is furry porn of it"

"oh you thought rule 34 was bad? try out rule 39."

rule 39 by ToniZambonii February 23, 2021

5 second rule 

The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it.

Person 1 - Drops sandwich
Person 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"

5 second rule by Kim July 10, 2004

Newfield's Rule

In backgammon, when a game is played to the last roll, the looser can be given the opportunity to roll matching dice, and if the looser actually really matches the winner's last roll, the looser becomes the winner! this type of winning game is said to be won by "Newfield" or by "Newfield's Rule."

the game is down to the last roll and...

"Six and a four," I win.

Dude, not so fast. Six and a four? Alright...

(looser rolls the dice...)

"SIX AND FOUR. SIXTY FOUR. FOURTY FUCKING SIX!!" Yeah, taste that bi-atch.

"Tastes like cold chicken soup straight from the can!"

Say it. Say it. Say it now...SIX AND A FOUR."

"Shut it, buddy. I hate losing by Newfield's Rule. Now sit yer diaper-end down and gimme a rematch..."

"Now that's a Newfield! Shwoo."

Newfield's Rule by frap frap December 12, 2008

6 cup shirt rule 

When one team looses by 6 cups in a 10 cup game of Beruit, the winning team has the option of making the other team take off their shirts for five minutes.

Mark: Yo Fran, Stacie and Amanda are taking off their shirts
Fran: 6 cup shirt rule?

6 cup shirt rule by Fraun January 6, 2009