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peach tops

A pregnancy test cause the tops that cover the pee stick are peach colored
by Girl1234567891011 January 28, 2014
mugGet the peach topsmug.

Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.
Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.
by Pazzy August 18, 2025
mugGet the Top Deckmug.

Pizza-top it

To avoid the police while driving drunk and/or speeding, by using the pizza delivery roof topper you kept after Papa John's fired you.
Man, I'm totally wasted and there are cops everywhere. Gonna have to pizza-top it.
by ChakaSlestack October 17, 2011
mugGet the Pizza-top itmug.

Top-Hatch Nigger

Look how low that man’s pants are sagging. Fuckin’ top-hatch nigger.
by slayer28829393 June 14, 2023
mugGet the Top-Hatch Niggermug.

mom top

a garment for the upper body cut to show the stomach made of cotton or a similar fabric, with a collar and sleeves, an item of clothing a mother would wear
OMG did you you see Natasha wearing that mom top today?!

YASSSSSS she flexingggggg
by guccimatt August 27, 2018
mugGet the mom topmug.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
mugGet the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug.

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