doin my mom

doin my mom is a chris chan moment

Chris Chan: doin my mom doin doin my mom
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by chrischanmomento August 8, 2021

dead mom hair

A hair-style which is commonly found on anime characters which are
1) mothers
2) going to die (mostly early on)

The hairstyle is a loosely tied thick pony-tail which is slumped over one shoulder.

Common examples are:
-The mother of the Elric-brothers in "Fullmetal Alchemist"
- Eren's mother in "Attack on Titan"

A: "Oh shit! That MILF has dead mom hair."
B: "Welp, now we know eho's gonna die first."

by Pyronomicon July 10, 2017

mom car song

Mom car songs are songs every mom over the age of 30 play in their car. These songs include any song by Taylor swift, Stay by Justin Bieber, etc.

Man I hate this song, it’s such a mom car song

by Skull Walker August 14, 2023

Pulling a "Cooper's Mom"

when a parent catches a child that isnt theirs doing something that she doesnt think is right (drugs, sneaking out, etc) in the middle of the night and takes them home to wake up their parents, inform them of the child's misbehavior, tell the parent that "you arent raising your kid right", and makes sure that the child is going to be punished, thus getting them in trouble.

Me (Cooper) and some friends got caught smoking in my bedroom, so my mom took both of my friends home at 2am and rang the doorbell. my mom then proceeded to try and tell the other parents how to punish their children, and told them that they werent raising their kid right.

A few months later, two kids got caught sneaking out of their house, and the mom of the house took the child that wasnt hers back to his house a 1am and made him ring the doorbell and tell his parents what he had been doing. She is accused of "Pulling a "Cooper's Mom""

by WhiteBoySwaagg January 19, 2011

doin your mom

a song from ray William Johnson

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

by raywilliamjohnsonfan123 March 18, 2022

Hot Mom Jeans

The jeans/pants (typically skin tight) hot moms wear that are either fringed, hemmed, or cuffed a few inches above the ankle, and frequently worn with angle boots.

Gee dang, look at the Hot Mom Jeans (HMJ’s) Stacy’s mom is wearing!

by trice1996 February 24, 2022

ur mom gay

An insult nobody can beat.

John: You suck.
Harold: ur mom gay

by Earthworm Sally October 25, 2020