Hegarty Maths

a stupid tory party worthy piece of crap. only one's stupid maths teacher and his stupid comrades enjoy this satanic website with the intention of harming or causing suffering to poor innocent students who only want to do drugs, be chavs and not forget there scissors every other day

i really do hate mr hegarty and his stupid hegarty maths

by Hegarty Hater November 22, 2022

protestant mathematics

A collection of mathematical formulae which seem to be correct but they are not.

The formula (a + b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 is a typical case of protestant mathematics.

by Virasoro-Shapiro amplitude November 24, 2022

Double Maths

An Upper Class, Middle Class and Working Class Theory, of waking up early to watch news channels and understand, politics, weather and sports.

Finance is argued by the big buy in, (Poker Talk) he get 5 minutes to talk m, she has 10 minutes. The rest of the day is just Polite Politics. How Quaint….. Don’t know.

Double Maths

“Hi good morning welcome to bbc breakfast?”

Class systems arguing get the point I just made breakfast.

“And now for the sports and weather.”

It’s not Friday mate, get to the finance section I need Maaaaad Doooolllllaaaarr! Mr Jones.

by Teacher D September 7, 2022

Ste Mather kick

A swift kick to the face of someone who has been calling you names, usually when they’re are seated

Stop calling me names are I’ll Ste Mather Kick you

by Haydock Hitman September 12, 2022

empress.mathilda

empress.mathilda - also known as maryla is the prettiest girl in the planet. she’s a queen fan (so we already know if shes gay or not) and she saw brian and roger + adam live in berlin. although, maryla is polish and she was born in sosnowiec. maryla is a writer and a rockstar. bro’s gonna be the legend fr. also she owns lena. maryla is the loml

definition of empress.mathilda
karen: omg, have you seen maryla’s new tik tok? its so funny!
bożydar: yes! i love her! her girlfriend lena is so lucky to have a girl like her!

by johndada39 September 13, 2022

Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.

Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"

by RetardedGenius420 September 14, 2022

jivon Mathew

Jivon Mathew is a species of ape commonly found in the south of India it is sometimes friendly but only because it wants to steal peoples money and it thinks it is a smart funny ape but this ape is quite dumb and most animals stay away from it. Humans are petrified of this animals scary looks and yellow rotten teeth.this ape also does not get along with the yellow orangutan.

Andria:oh my god guys look
Achu:is that what I think it is
Amalu:goodness gracious me

Abia:AHHH SCARY
reetha: ITS JIVON MATHEW THE WEIRDEST KIND OF APE TO EXIST

by anamazingbigsister September 16, 2022