the jazz hands routine is when you use your computer or smartphone to look up information online, this pisses baby boomers of as they had to spend hours on end looking through manuals and books to find the information they needed.
by cockford ollie October 25, 2020
Get the jazz hands routine mug.A drunken game where 2 bros watch scat porn and the first to get hard has to jerk himself and the participant off onto a biscuit in between them, then has to eat both loads off the biscuit in one bite.
If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.
If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.
1: Yo bro we playing Edward Jerky Hands tonight?
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 16, 2020
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Hey bro want to try Edward Posh Hands tonight?
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 18, 2020
Get the Edward Posh Hands mug.When in the middle of a texting conversation one person’s correspondence gets slow due to masterbating with the dominant, or right, hand and thus only being left to text responses with the non-dominate, or left, hand.
Tony: “Why so slow the the responses?”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”
by NaughtyTwin October 22, 2017
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Oh, my left hand black has exposed me once again. As the only southpaw, the teacher will quickly discover that it was me passing smudged notes in class.
by jawa nomad June 16, 2017
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Did you guys hear Gretchen giving me a Halo hand-job last night? I kept my mic on so you could hear.
by The hairless wonder December 2, 2017
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One hand Wednesday was great last night, she made me hot dogs I could enjoy while watching some BBW.
by M.D.R.3 December 8, 2017
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