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Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.
Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!
by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022
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Fart Municipal

The grand master who has perfected the art of farting. He governs respect when his loose sphincter has a bowel wave.
"Dude did you just drop your guts?"

"Na man that smells like a 3 day gerbil that just crwaled out of Dave's ass."

"Yeah Dave's the fart municipal he must have cut his lunch and sharted his jocks again"

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by Rusty Trombosis February 5, 2022
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Fart lung

Fart lung is a phrase used when somebody farts in a room with other people in the room and they inhale the fart
Person 1- farts, Person 2-dude your going to give me fart lung
by Justheretomakeapoint February 5, 2022
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Fart Nesta

A person, who usually harasses people by continously urging them to poop in a ceramic bowl. This is called nestaphilia.
Police: 911 whats your emergency?
Jack: there's a fart nesta in my house!
by xX 44100 Xx October 15, 2021
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Fart Knock

“Fart” is a flammable gas that our bodies produce and eject which is often set on fire by some people

“Knock” comes from “engine knock” is when the fuel in an internal combustion engine prematurely combust in the cylinder (damages the engine)

“fart knock” is when a person attempts to set their own fart on fire, but end up combusting his/her fart before it goes out of the anus, as a result, his/her anus is blowed up or barbecued from the combusting fart
My friend went to the hospital, because he tried to set his fart on fire, but ended up with Fart Knock
by Person #37878678 September 5, 2021
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Fart bad

I’m gonna get fart bad drunk tonight.
by Kjack171 September 14, 2021
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Fart Fuck

Self Explanatory
by BungleTome September 22, 2021
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